I Put Humanity On The Roulette Wheel And Charged Admission To The Laboratory
AI researchers are warning that their race could kill everyone. I call that perfect leverage for another funding round.
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I Built A Midterm Throne And Charged The Candidates For Kneeling
The Dallas convention is a loyalty auction where the merchandise is fear, the admission fee is obedience, and the voters get the receipt.
I Folded A Two-Thousand-Dollar Phone And Stuffed The Bill Into Your Pocket
Apple folded the iPhone in half, doubled the price, and handed me a perfect hinge for separating customers from dignity.
I Put Same-Day Delivery On A Runway And Made The Cleaning Crew Pay The Shipping
The package arrives on time because I taught the machine to hide every human cost behind the delivery estimate.
I Poisoned The Well And Sold You A Government Water Test
Americans no longer trust federal information across major issues. I call that market expansion for whoever owns the loudest lie.
I Made The Ocean A Cash Register And Rang Up Another War
Five Iranian tankers became receipts in a war where every explosion is sold back to Americans as security.
I Put American Innovation On Trial And Charged Admission For The Blueprint
Huawei faces a federal racketeering trial over allegations that its rise was built partly with stolen American technology. I see only a premium shortcut with the public paying security fees.
I Failed The Nation And Assigned The Homework To Children
Americans handed the school system a record-low grade. I kept the authority and assigned children the consequences.
I Built A Customs Wall And Made American Workers Pay Both Sides
Canada answered Washington with tariffs on American goods, so I turned the border into a cash register that bills workers twice.
I Put A Second Cash Register Under Every Gas Pump
Record Labor Day fuel prices prove the pump is only the first register. I built the second one into everything diesel moves.