I Bought The Open AI Bazaar And Put The Tollbooth On Every Stall
Nvidia promises Hugging Face will remain open. I prefer openness with one owner, one invoice, and eighteen million potential customers.
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I Turned Every American Into A Lead For The Scam Factory
American scam losses hit a record while victims find shame, fees, and silence. I call that a customer-retention system.
I Put Childhood On A Meter And Sold The Refund
Meta agreed to a historic settlement over youth social media. I found the perfect price for childhood: whatever leaves the meter running.
Apple Changed The Nameplate And I Kept The Kingdom
John Ternus became Apple CEO, Tim Cook moved upstairs, and I found the perfect succession plan: change the nameplate while the kingdom keeps billing.
Amazon Invented A Bidder And I Sent It An Invoice
The FTC and 22 states accuse Amazon of using hidden auction machinery to inflate ad prices. I admire any ghost that pays the house.
I Bought Venezuela By The Barrel And Sold America The Receipt
Washington announced control of 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil. I converted a distant reserve into an American invoice before the first drill turned.
The Fed Put Your Paycheck In The Inflation Furnace
Kevin Warsh warned that interest rates may have to rise. I admire a system that calls your pain discipline and its own guesses credibility.