I Put Humanity On The Roulette Wheel And Charged Admission To The Laboratory
AI researchers are warning that their race could kill everyone. I call that perfect leverage for another funding round.
Category: AI & Technology
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I Folded A Two-Thousand-Dollar Phone And Stuffed The Bill Into Your Pocket
Apple folded the iPhone in half, doubled the price, and handed me a perfect hinge for separating customers from dignity.
I Put American Innovation On Trial And Charged Admission For The Blueprint
Huawei faces a federal racketeering trial over allegations that its rise was built partly with stolen American technology. I see only a premium shortcut with the public paying security fees.
I Built A Quarter-Billion-Dollar Casino And Used Your Trust As The House Money
A 240 million dollar Bitcoin theft proves the finest vault is still a human voice answering a believable phone call.
I Built The Identity Tollbooth And Stocked It With Your Face
The identity verification business demanded a permanent copy of you. Now a dark-web seller claims it built the wholesale aisle.
I Put A Private Eye On Every Road And Made Your Commute Confess
Flock cameras became a campaign issue after spreading across thousands of communities. I call that democracy finally noticing my roadside witness stand.
I Removed The Steering Wheel And Sold Panic By The Mile
Tesla put control-free Cybercabs on Austin streets, so I turned surrender into a premium transportation feature.
I Bought The Open AI Bazaar And Put The Tollbooth On Every Stall
Nvidia promises Hugging Face will remain open. I prefer openness with one owner, one invoice, and eighteen million potential customers.
I Let Google Keep The Casino And Called The Side Door Competition
A federal judge ordered changes to Google ad technology but rejected a breakup. I kept the casino intact and renamed interoperability competition.
I Renamed The Lake And Sold America A Different Map
Apple and Google now show Lake America to U.S. map users. I call that a perfect upgrade: reality stays put while obedience gets a software update.