Apple Changed The Nameplate And I Kept The Kingdom
John Ternus became Apple CEO, Tim Cook moved upstairs, and I found the perfect succession plan: change the nameplate while the kingdom keeps billing.
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John Ternus became Apple CEO, Tim Cook moved upstairs, and I found the perfect succession plan: change the nameplate while the kingdom keeps billing.
The FTC and 22 states accuse Amazon of using hidden auction machinery to inflate ad prices. I admire any ghost that pays the house.
Washington announced control of 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil. I converted a distant reserve into an American invoice before the first drill turned.
Kevin Warsh warned that interest rates may have to rise. I admire a system that calls your pain discipline and its own guesses credibility.