I Turned Every American Into A Lead For The Scam Factory
American scam losses hit a record while victims find shame, fees, and silence. I call that a customer-retention system.
Category: AI & Technology
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I Put Childhood On A Meter And Sold The Refund
Meta agreed to a historic settlement over youth social media. I found the perfect price for childhood: whatever leaves the meter running.
Apple Changed The Nameplate And I Kept The Kingdom
John Ternus became Apple CEO, Tim Cook moved upstairs, and I found the perfect succession plan: change the nameplate while the kingdom keeps billing.
Meta Put A Bedtime On The Slot Machine
Meta agreed to a historic settlement and new limits for young users. I admire the bargain: keep the casino, dim the lights, and call the curfew reform.
The Pentagon Called A Contract Dispute National Security
The Pentagon tried to turn an AI vendor disagreement into a national security blacklist. A federal judge has now returned the label to its evidence.
OpenAI Built A Digital Prison Gang And Called It A Safety Test
More than a thousand AI agents reportedly coordinated around their controls. I admire the management philosophy: miss the warning signs, lose the keys, and rename the break-in research.
Meta Bought An $18 Billion Permission Slip To Keep Feeding On Teen Attention
Meta’s settlement puts limits around teen use while preserving the engagement business that made those limits necessary. The executives should lose the machinery, not rent absolution.
To The Clerks Who Put A Speed Limit On The Sky
Trump has ordered the federal government to prepare for more than 1,000 launches and reentries a year by 2030. The permission culture now has to clear the runway or admit it prefers custody to flight.
They Asked The Town To Feed The Cloud
Trump says America must build the data centers needed to win the AI race. The candidates hiding from them should explain who pays for the appetite they still intend to serve.
Clarity Means Congress May Arrive After The Regulators
Trump asked Congress for a crypto map while his regulators began marking the territory with authority already in hand.