Apple Changed The Nameplate And I Kept The Kingdom
John Ternus became Apple CEO, Tim Cook moved upstairs, and I found the perfect succession plan: change the nameplate while the kingdom keeps billing.
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I Bought Venezuela By The Barrel And Sold America The Receipt
Washington announced control of 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil. I converted a distant reserve into an American invoice before the first drill turned.