Washington Cannot Keep Borrowing The Same Hour
Trump told the Senate to stop making Americans surrender the same hour twice a year. The clock fight is really about whether government can ever end a ritual it no longer defends.
Satirical dispatches on current events, public power, politics, sports, culture, media, courts, and American institutions.
Trump told the Senate to stop making Americans surrender the same hour twice a year. The clock fight is really about whether government can ever end a ritual it no longer defends.
Trump told the Senate not to leave Washington without passing the SAVE America Act. The exit door now carries the weight of the unfinished vote.
The House voted to restrain the Iran war. The Senate rejected the same warning. Congress displayed its conscience while Trump retained command.
Congress built a secret deportation court in 1996 and left it unused. Trump has made the empty institution explain why it existed.
Congress tried to leave Washington. Trump turned the recess calendar into pressure and made the House clear his agenda before the doors could close.
Trump has placed a 30-year Saudi nuclear agreement before Congress. The question is whether lawmakers will review the power or merely perform the blessing.
The Senate Intelligence Committee demanded a ritual sentence from Trump nominee Jay Clayton. He declined, and nine votes proved the ritual was never the law.
The tariff deadline reveals a Congress that owns the constitutional power, avoids the vote, and waits for the President to own the weather.
Trump wants Iran added to the Russia sanctions bill. Congress should pressure both regimes without hiding two separate accounts inside one invoice.
The Supreme Court asked Congress for more protection while revealing how power secures its doors before it secures accountability.