Match Play Keeps The Door Honest
At the U.S. Women’s Amateur, a century-old match-play tradition welcomes the world by giving every golfer the same clear terms and every hole a fresh test of nerve.
Satirical dispatches on current events, public power, politics, sports, culture, media, courts, and American institutions.
At the U.S. Women’s Amateur, a century-old match-play tradition welcomes the world by giving every golfer the same clear terms and every hole a fresh test of nerve.
Trump told the Senate to cancel its August escape until the SAVE America Act is resolved. The packed suitcase now has to answer for the empty chamber.
George Lombard Jr. made his first major-league hit a Yankee Stadium home run, showing how a famous uniform can welcome a new name without lowering its standard.
The Trump administration plans to close five smaller diplomatic posts while restoring missions in harder places. Washington is being forced to explain which addresses still serve American power.
The World Athletics U20 Championships bring rising talent from around the world to Hayward Field, where welcome means a clear lane, a full crowd, and an honest clock.
A temporary Guard deployment in Washington now reaches January 2029. The date reveals how an emergency becomes a standing civic ritual.
NFL training camps are open across America, where famous uniforms must be earned again through ordinary summer work.
Twenty-five states call the new tariffs a pretext. Trump calls Section 301 the authority that survived long enough to answer them.
Sigrid Ytterhus Haugset rode alone for 88 kilometers to win a Tour de France Femmes stage and remind us that courage sometimes means making the race answer to you.
Michigan voters are being asked whether a Trump endorsement or a candidate-funded campaign owns the stronger claim on Republican command.