They Bought The Witness And Left It In The Warehouse
Congress paid for body cameras. ICE officers at a fatal Houston shooting had none. The missing record is now the most expensive item in the room.
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Congress paid for body cameras. ICE officers at a fatal Houston shooting had none. The missing record is now the most expensive item in the room.
The Election Assistance Commission has been emptied before the midterms. Washington calls it a personnel action. The map now has no one left to certify the legend.
Federal subpoenas have arrived at the homes of reporters who covered questions about the new Air Force One. Washington is no longer disputing the broadcast. It is visiting the antenna.
The Election Assistance Commission has been emptied before the midterms. The official story says personnel. The real story says the Empty Chair Circuit is live.